Bullshit With Barend

For some reason people think that these inbred freaks of nature are the most adorable things in the world. With their tiny little bodies and abnormally large heads they have the ability to make jelly out of the hearts of most people. On a scale of intelligence the Border Collie breed is the most intelligent and obedient and the "lovely" Chihuahua is only 66 places behind in 67th. Now the question springs to mind... Why do people love them? They're stupid, unpractical and to be honest you could pretty much kill them when sitting down after a long day's work. I believe I've found the answer... Chihuahua's are actually mind controlling creatures created by an evil scientist in his own image. They will slowly crawl their way into everyone's homes and put them under their spell... They will kill you by taking a dump right in your mouth and no one will blame them if they don't die because they're to stupid to know better, right? WRONG!!! Soon everyone will be under the control of this evil scientist. But luckily I discovered this scientist by using facial recognition on these dogs and found that the evil mastermind is none other than... Mandark!!!! So open your eyes and see that chihuahua's are evil and not to be tampered with... look what happened to Paris... Who do you think is in control, the dog in the purse or the blond?